Open up!
Open up or I'll blow his head off!
Open!
And your souls be with his to the hell of the holy dragon.
- You all right? - Yeah.
- Margo. - Jack!
- Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door.
She's like a wildcat. How you gonna spring us?
I have no idea.
That way maybe!
Wang, haul ass!
Come on, come on. Keep moving!
Margo, jump in!
In there? Are you nuts?
Go!
Aah!
Where's Margo?
I don't know.
- Where are we? - Where's Eddie?
Beats me!
Where's Jack? Jack!
Jack.
Oh, Jack!
Hey!
Sorry. I'm just thrilled to be alive.
Yeah, sure. Let's go.
It's like some giant garbage disposal.
I think it is, sort of.
Would you stop rubbing your body against mine?
Because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Oh! I mean really.
Where's Jack?
It's OK. Everybody relax.
Jack, I know where we are.
This is like a central...
- Sewer? - Yeah.
Water comes in up there. Seawater from the bay.
Fills this room, then diverted to different chambers.
I bet it's where we first got on that elevator.
All right. We're almost out of here.
From here on, it gets pretty normal...
Offices, storerooms... a nice false front.
I count to three. I open that door. We move out.
Everybody got that?
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
We may be trapped.
Hide!
They only saw me!
We'll fight together. Do or die.
Ha!
Time to go.
The bus is outside in a parking lot.
Here's the deal.
I run interference. You bring up the rear.
Can you handle that?
Can you?
All in a night's work.
You just reach for the sky.
Let's go!
Go! Go!
Aah!
Doing real good, guys.
Come on, Jack! Come on!
Let's go! Open the doors!
Let's go! Hurry!
Hurry!
- Aah! - Duck!
We made it.
Holy... we made it!
Where's Miao Yin?
Inside.
Somewhere inside.
Where's Gracie?
Rr rrr rr!
Aargh!
Aah!
Aargh!
Aah!
Rrr rrr!
Ooh! Let me down, you overstuffed monstrosity!
Rr rr rrr!
Let me go!
Aargh!
What does it mean?
Two girls with green eyes?
After all these years.
Unchain me! You won't get away with this!
Where's Lo Pan?
Ha, ha, ha!
This one has fire, as well.
Listen, I've had it up to here with you maniacs.
I want to see that disgusting flesh peddler,
David Lo Pan, in person.
He's afraid to see an unarmed girl, one on one?
Where is he?
Ha, ha, ha!
You know what this is?
This is like some radical Alice In Wonderland.
That's it.
You've probably got a best-seller on your hands.
Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
Cops got better things to do than get killed.
Uagh!
Hey, there he is.
- Aah! - Aah!
No! These are our friends. They're the Chang Sings.
Any of them savvy English?
Who's this guy?
Got any guns?
Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you.
Like Dirty Harry.
I'll stick with these.
You coming, Egg?
It's my destiny.
If I don't, you'll never make it out alive.
Me, too.
Yeah, sure, kid.
You can't keep the press out, mister.
You're staying here topside with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
He's got a crush on you.
Like you've got on Gracie?
I just want my truck back.
She's not even your type. All brains.
Come on! Let's go!
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
Oh, boy.
Are you OK?
Are you Miao Yin?
Yes.
Miao Yin.
W-w-who are you?
Lo Pan.
You've come to seek me out
with your green eyes.
Yes... No, no, no.
Yes.
What's going on here?
Is this some kind of...
Magic, the darkest magic.
My soul swims in it,
scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness,
until I find her...
and marry her.
Marry her?
The girl with green eyes.
The girl who can tame the burning blade.
Miao Yin...
or Grace.
Lo.
Great start. It's the other way.
Let me hold that.
A brave man likes feeling nature on his face.
A wise man has sense to get out of the rain.
He lives here?
He owns the block. He's rich.
This place is a dump.
To Western eyes. This stuff's priceless.
Well...
all set?
Yeah... ready when you are, Egg.
Where does this go?
Down. Lo Pan is there.
Down where?
Where is the universe?
Jack, don't be afraid.
Afraid? Are you kidding?
Where in the hell are we?
Underneath Chinatown.
Ayh!
Ut!
Aiah!
Aiugh!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
Sah! Aioh!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
Sem!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
That is not water.
Black blood of the earth.
Don't you mean oil?
I mean black blood of the earth.
A thousand years ago,
huge earthquakes turned the world upside down.
Many normal people were killed.
Many unnatural people roamed free
to commit great offenses against the gods.
Suy! Suy! Sat!
Hai!
Aip!
- Augh! - Augh!
Hut!
They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart.
I will marry both women.
Prepare them.
Hai!
- Hai! - Hai!
What is that, huh?
I mean, it sounds like...
Something breathing underwater.
Yeah.
Aargh!
Aah!
You will come out no more.
What? Huh?
What will come out no more?
Come on!
Damn it!
Miao Yin?
Hey, Wang?
Egg.
Hey, Jack, come on!
Oah!
It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong's storeroom.
Emergency provisions. We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
Squeak squeak!
Later.
We're getting close, real close.
Now for some more bad news.
This gets worse? Come on!
2,258 years ago,
the first sovereign emperor, Trunje Wong Alijima,
subjugated Lo Pan,
made him of low flesh.
Only an evil dream...
Get to the damn point!
To be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy
and marry her to appease the god.
And marry her to appease the god.
To appease the emperor, he had to kill her.
Kill her? No!
What are we talking Chinese history for
when we've got to...
We are getting ready to strike the final blow.
When we reach Lo Pan.
The power in this flask
will be our only hope
against the boldest satyr of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.
Oh, yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
I've waited for this for a long time.
The evil dream will die.
Wing Kong outside.
Were they real?
Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.
What's in the flask? Magic potion?
Yeah.
Do we drink it?
Yeah.
I am the past come back to haunt you, Lo Pan.
My God, no. Please! What is that?
Don't tell me.
The guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
They have returned.
This time, they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.
That little sorcerer
has brought them through the bog of the dead trees.
Egg Shen.
You've come far to find me, but it's too late.
There are two girls with green eyes.
I'll marry both,
then I'll sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor
and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.
Ha, ha!
That's right, Egg Shen.
The best of two worlds.
Ha, ha, ha...
Hey, you never know till you try.
Let's get out of here.
You know what I don't like about this?
Where is everybody?
Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
Oh!
We shouldn't be in here, not this easily.
It's a setup.
Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.
So where is he, Egg?
Rrr rrr!
Jack. Here.
What?
Hollow?
Hollow.
Good.
Jack!
I know. An elevator. It only goes down.
Look.
Hey, all right!
Time for the medicine.
Cheers!
Uh, this does what again, exactly?
Huge buzz.
Oh!
Good!
See and do things no one else can.
Real things?
As real as Lo Pan.
What more could I want?
The six-demon bag.
Terrific. A six-demon bag.
What's in it?
Wind, fire, all those things.
To the army, navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's colors that never run.
May liberty's wings never lose a feather.
Ah!
Feel pretty good.
I mean, I'm not, uh...
I'm not scared at all.
I just feel... I feel kind of invincible.
Me, too.
I got a very positive attitude about this.
Good. Me, too.
Yeah.
Is it getting hot, or is it just me?
Ching Dai.
Oh, great Ching Dai, equal with heaven.
Come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony.
Miao Yin.
And the ultimate evil spirit.
And now, my beloved disciples,
the moment of truth.
The needle of love.
- Yay! - Yay!
If I could shoot that...
No. Not until he's married. Then he's flesh.
Then it's too late.
Oh, Ching Dai, you who shake the heavens
and descend from the East.
All I ask in order to conquer this universe
is that you grant me flesh... and blood.
Yes.
Guide my hand
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
Let him complete the ceremony,
then he is ours for certain!
Come, my love.
Give it to me.
Ahh! Ugh!
It's working.
I am mortal! Ha, ha, ha!
Aaguhh!
Look out, guys!
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
Aah!
Ha, ha!
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
No way.
Niyh!
Aah!
Come.
Hai!
Come on. It won't hurt.
Aiyh!
Aah!
Hiah!
Arough!
Yi!
Ah, shit!
Take her.
Aagh!
Peasant magic.
Ai-ya-a-ah!
You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
Arrogh!
Aiya!
Aah!
Uogh!
It's Gracie.
Are you OK?
We've got to get Lo Pan.
Wang!
Come on!
Pull it apart.
Come on!
Aah!
Rr roror!
Jack!
Where does this go?
Up. To Lo Pan's office.
It's cooler. From there we can...
Do you have a gun?
A knife.
A knife?
This guy's 12 feet tall!
7. I can handle him. I took something.
I see things no one else can see.
Why are you dressed like that?
I... I... I was getting married.
He was marrying both of us just because...
uh... my eyes are green, too.
I guess... I mean...
Oh, God, is this really happening?
Look into my eyes.
I have suffered so much pain and agony.
Look at me!
No! I don't understand.
I don't belong to you.
You don't. You belong to Ching Dai.
I must sacrifice you, but I love you and I need you.
No!
Take her! Take her!
Master! You are flesh!
I am. I am!
It worked! Ching Dai is appeased.
Now we must satisfy the first emperor
by destroying this!
Not so fast, gentlemen.
Is it too much to ask?
Kill him for me!
Too many people have been dropping,
and where's that getting us, huh?
Nowhere. Fast.
You know what Jack Burton always says
at a time like this?
Who?
Jack Burton. Me.
Old Jack always says,
"What the hell?"
Jaaah!
It's a good knife.
Good-bye, Mr. Burton.
It's all in the reflexes.
Wang.
Aah!
Da!
Are you all right?
Yes.
Thanks.
Wait.
Aah! Ah ah ah ah aarh!
A-yah! Hai!
Hhhhhhh!
Aah!
I don't think he's gonna stop!
Aah!
Come on!
Aah!
We got a problem.
There.
Ba-kaaaah!
Aah!
Ya!
Jack! Come on, Jack!
Jump, Jack! Jump!
This whole place is filthy!
Hello! Hello!
How did you get up there?
Wasn't easy.
Stand aside.
Take it away!
Go!
Hang on to this.
Watch out, Wang Chi!
Go for it, Wang!
Come on!
Go!
Hold on to me! Don't let me go!
Do you know where you're going?
Faster, faster! Hurry, Jack!
Come on, Jack! Open it!
There's my truck. My truck!
Get in!
Hai-ya!
They took the key!
Use your spare!
But it's underneath the...
What was that?
6.9 on the Richter scale!
Hang on!
Sorry!
Can't you drive this thing?
Relax!
Stop! Red light!
Take it easy.
OK. We made it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
Terrific.
Light's green. You can go.
- Yay! - Woo-hoo!
All right!
Come on. Another bottle!
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing, Jack?
I'll be back.
Where are you going?
Oh, well, my work's done.
Lo Pan is dead,
and the evil spell has been lifted.
Years ago, I promised myself a long vacation,
and it's time to collect.
Why don't you go to China, visit the motherland?
Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
Wherever I go, she's with me.
What will you call it?
I don't know.
Maybe you could come over to my place later
and help me find a title.
Here, Jack.
Nothing or triple.
Nothing or double.
Triple. You earned it.
You're right. I did.
Thanks, Wang.
Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
Give up the open road, sell my truck, settle down.
I couldn't have that on my conscience.
It might work if you buy a bigger truck,
one with a cozy little apartment in back.
Sounds pretty great,
but sooner or later, I rub everybody the wrong way and...
Well, let me think about it.
God, aren't you even going to kiss her?
Nope.
See you around, Burton.
Never can tell.
Bye, Jack.
We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
No horseshit, Jack.
No horseshit.
Listen to the old Pork-Chop Express now
and take his advice on a stormy night
when the lightning's crashing
and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead.
Remember what Jack Burton does when the earth quakes
and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake.
Jack Burton looks that old storm right square in the eye
and says, "Give me your best shot, pal.
I can take it."
Aargh!
Arrough!